PHP: goto hell;
As of version 5.3, PHP supports goto (much to the chagrin of many). To protest, one snarky programmer filed a faux bug in their bug tracking system:
Funny stuff! But all kidding aside, I personally feel like PHP was ugly enough without goto. To me, one of the language's biggest downfalls has always been that it practically encourages sloppy design, and this is a huge step in the wrong direction. How do you feel about it?
(Link via Isaac Schlueter)